Born in 1753 in Brazzaville from an elephant and a tulip, Adrian Garcia-Landa evolved by sheer mental power into a super-human life form. Disguised as a sofa, he learned French at the court of Louis XV in an incredible 43 years.
He fled the French revolution this time disguised as a field of potatoes as which he settled in Pomerania in 1812. While passively producing potatoes in their purest form that became famous as the ‘Pearls of Pomerania’ he always held an ear open to the primitive linguo of the Germanic peasants and by sharp acumen and keen analysis reconstructed their dialect into a german as limpid as his potatoes. 75 years later he was fluent.
The decisive moment in his life was when a donkey gently grazed one of his potatoes bushes with its firm lips, a sensation that in terms of mystical ecstasy can hardly rival with anything on earth, says Garcia-Landa. He now encourages people to become potato fields and provides donkeys for free so that they can share this blissful experience.
